The 1st East
The 11th East
The 26th East
The 38th East
Nearly finished 48 rounds!
The last round. I'm so sleepy
Be quick. Hurry
I gotta bet in night race after this round
How many rounds have we played?
I'm feeling dizzy. I can't get faster
Aren't you tired, Moses?
I'm not Moses. I'm Chi Mo Sai
I'm filled with power in front of Mahjong
Red Dragon
5 Characters
For your goodness, I'll seam it
7 Bamboo
8 Bamboo
Excuse me. The plain, self made no flowers. 3 folds
$160 each, please
Something wrong with it...
but I can't tell Yes
Sai... you're so lucky!
You won when the chance is that low?
I've been winning because of my red pants!
I'll never change it
Then we're gonna play in Macau!
Let's go!
6 points. Enough
Throw the 1st one
Bigger Bigger
Win... Win...
Get the money!
I've won too much
I must wear the pants for a whole year!
So lucky, Sai
Don't waste it. Win more
Just brought several 10,000 dollars Too bad
Or I'll go back sooner
Capital? We have
Take it now, Sai
With the red pants I gotta make it big
Get me $200,000 now
Never lose from yesterday
Please let me lose just one time
Damn! Who just wanna lose once?
You've totally lost! Only the pants left!
I gotta accept it
Call your mom to get you back!
She's deaf. Can't hear phone calls
Better let me go and I'll give you
Don't fool us!
My boss Tin Kau Ko is powerful in Macau and Hong Kong
Let them have a shower!
No... Shower!
Feel good? Stop it
Hurry up!
Hurry up Hurrying
Hurry up then
What? Left my shoe
Quick
You like to play with us?
Hurry
Sir... help me
I'm being cabined illegally
I'm being cabined illegally, sir!
Hey, director
What the hell are you doing?
Wanna play with us?
Feel good?
Get him...
Sorry...
What're you drinking, pal?
Dare trouble me when I'm looking at the news?
You know what? You'll make me lose a million?
A million what?
Mind your own business...
Butts. A million butts?
Book it, Ah Wong! Sure
Deep-fried eggs with ham, no yolk plus garlic and cheese
toast baked for 1 side; little milk more sweet for coffee;
more milk less sweet for oatmeal, please
OK
Ah Wong. Deep fried eggs with ham
1 side frizzled for ham
toast as frizzled as possible;
2/3 coffee with 1/3 milk tea
3 teaspoonful of milk 1 and a half lump of sugar
You need to be so nit-picking?
What do you wanna eat then?
I fear you won't remember
Ah Wong's famous in Kwun Tong for memorization
He can remember the whole phone book after a glimpse
Really?
Eggs with 2 sausages 1 chicken and 1 pork
Bigger left egg, smaller right egg And...
Sliced duck, goose pork, beef, mutton with fried rice
Tomato, and Tai Chi marinade cucumber unpeeled
Bullshit!
You said he has good memory
I repeat. Eggs with 2 sausages
1 chicken and 1 pork Bigger left egg, smaller right egg
Cold milk tea with more milk sweet and tea
plus lemon, honey and bubbles
Sliced duck, goose pork, beef, mutton with fried rice
Tomato, and Tai Chi marinade cucumber unpeeled!
Cool! 12345678 plus 87654321 equals what?
99999999!
Wow! This guy's so smart
He must be the champion in gambling!
Hey, stop!
Hang on What?
Do you know how to play Mahjong?
Just a bit
You're lucky, man
See who I look like?
Floor cleaner?
God... it's Gamble-King!
Let me be your master Just gimme $30,000
I'll teach you the most powerful method
You'll get rich soon!
Last month there was a guy called Jing Wong
He was beaten up by female boss...
nearly to death
Female boss?
She?
Her mom Oh, her mom
Bring me to her mom
Look at me. How charismatic I am!
No woman can resist me
Sorry. I'm pregnant now
Ah Wong! Take away to 13th floor
Ah Wong...
Listen to me. I won't lie
Follow me, and you'll...
be wealthy forever...
Gambling a little, a family can grow
Gambling more an enterprise will be yours!
Every kind of gambling...
is able to achieve the goal
Widespread on the Internet
Sure. The more kinds you play...
the more and more money...
will be flown into your pocket
Boss said gamblers never get rich
How come she's telling lies with you?
I am who I am because of gambling!
You're right... Do you think so?
You don't need to die without gambling!
Call you later!
9 Dots
Stop!
I'm getting killed!
Go!
Stop!
I'll win a whole lot I'll win before you fight!
Really?
9 Dots again?
9 Dots. Draw a tile...
Hurry... come on...
Auntie Fei? I've been looking for you
Looking for bastard!
Who is the next?
Your turn
Self... made! 6 Dots
What do you win with?
Forget it...
I'm sure... forget it...
You make me lose. Pay for it!
You really like to walk upstairs?
Hey... are you that Auntie Fei...
in Mong Kok?
Sure. What's up?
I'm here on purpose And I've bought some fruit...
but they're all stolen Boss
I really see you just after a moment!
Sure Take-away meal
He pays it $100
$100 is nothing
Only if you let Ah Wong gamble with me and earn...
I'll give you the share
Earn what?
Ah Wong's expert at memorizing
Follow me and he'll...
go mad and don't know how to spend them
You wanna bring him up to get rich?
Yes. This is what I'm thinking about
I can stand it...
Son of a bitch! Wanna make him a bad guy?
Don't think you're that smart with such ability
Fooling around with him and you'll get finished!
Never follow that kind of bastard! Get it?
Yes, boss
What the hell! Scare me?
I'm hurt and come again
You can see how sincere I am
And you're pretty You're not that stubborn
I'm really sincere...
Ah Wong
You've wiped the tiles for an hour! Wanna stop?
You still wanna gamble with that guy?
No...
No?
I'm gonna close the door
I'll sleep now. Good night
Ah Wong
Man should be practical
Don't think of shortcuts
There's so much gold in Hong Kong...
but there're even more sacrifices under it
You'll never see it
Ah Wong. I'm gonna go to the Internet
Don't get cheated
Yes. Last night a guy talked something bad with me
and he wanna go out with me
All men are perverts Just see if it's reasonable
What do you mean by reasonable?
If you're willing to do that it's reasonable
If they wanna cheat you and peep you
that's unreasonable
Sure I always get assaulted in the trains
Good night then
Does he wanna assault me? Haha...
What's up?
I... I have something to tell you
But... I don't know how to say Come in...
I... I... honestly...
Honestly, I... I've made it clear, right?
I can't lose the chance tonight
I do think you're reasonable!
You can't lose it!
No... I don't mean it...
Don't fear
I know you'll come in sooner or later
So...
I've bought so many condoms! See!
There're totally 9
And I've got... pain-killer
You know it's painful for women for the 1st time
So I've bought a bucket for myself And...
VCD, the special techniques...
I've trained up myself. I'm ready!
What? Let's do it
No... I just wanna get in... no...
just wanna get out of the window here
What?
Go out? Sure
You're so good You won't tell boss, will you?
No, I won't
I'll be back before dawn. Bye
Redemption...
Watch out
Gently...
There's a big shoe print on your back
That bitch. More fierce than the sharks
Found me so quickly?
Tell them I've kicked the bucket
Who?
My name's Ah Wong. Is Sai here?
He said he's dead
What? I'll be in his mourning
Yes. I said I'm dead
Dead and revived to welcome you
You know I'll come?
I know the status of every horse... in any races!
By the way did that bastard let you come?
I got out from the window Gotta go before dawn
Cool!
You're good in memory I'll teach you all now
Butcher, let's start!
You know how to play? Never tried
Do you have money? 200 something
That's OK. Teach you while playing
There're 13 tiles in Cantonese Mahjong 14 to win
16 tiles for Taiwan Mahjong, 17 to win
Taiwan Mahjong first
3 same tiles is Pong
3 progressive numbers is Chow
To win, there must be a pair of eyes
You must win with 2 same eyes
What is 8 pairs with an extra?
8 pair of eyes with a pair adding 1 same tile
You can win then
Is it?
Sure...
But in Taiwan's rules...
East round can't win with this
Next time I'll treat you as false win
Kong
9 Characters
Do I win?
The 13 Unios!
You can't win...
In East round you gotta self-make
Hide the tiles. Take a new one
13 unios, self-made with 9 Characters!
It's OK, isn't it?
Sure... but need to wait
Wait?
I'm the dealer...
I have the right to wait if you win
If I win then, you'll need double pay
9 Dots
Win, with 9 Dots
You wanna double it?
Sure... double...
How many events have you doubled?
The no. of dices means the no. of events
More than 30 events
You'll lose to death
I don't believe I can't win
You won't Why not?
I have 3, 6 and 9 Characters
He Ponged 6 Characters
You wait for 6 Characters to win
You have 3 and 9 Characters
No 3, 6 and 9 Characters left
How do you know I'm waiting for them?
Sure. He's waiting for Red Dragon
What? How do you know?
How do you remember?
After the 3rd event, I can remember where all the 144 tiles have put
You do after mixing them?
It's so easy
I can remember all the book I read
I went to the farm just for no money to study
If he keeps studying he may be Einstein now!
Who's Einstein?
Don't you know who he is?
Sure. American President
There're 6 flowers folded
Where're the other 2?
Here, and here
You really remember all tiles?
Sure
Right I'll bring you to Phoenix Club tomorrow
Play as much money as we can
This is the grandest club in Hong Kong
There're Mahjong Zone, Big 2 Zone...
No real money allowed. All chips
Coz the female boss here is so renowned
Even Tin Kau Ko fron Macau...
needs to be decent here
Will we make a lot of money...
and they'll think we're cheating and kick us out?
You'll die if you cheat
She knows if you cheat with only a glimpse
It's heard there're 5 colleagues with her
And their master is Mr. Ping the Mahjong Master
No one can escape from her eyes
Win, 4 folds
Intercept. Sorry
What? Don't need to be so powerful Phoenix Girl
I can't win even waiting for 3 tiles
Me too
Just a game
Let's have a meal, my treat. Good enough?
Holding all others' tiles
She's also strong in remembering
OK. We won't play with her
3 lambs there. Sit down...
Hello. This is my boss, Ah Wong
We play for high stakes, guy
How high?
As high as possible
Self-made, 3 folds. It's over
We admire you, Phoenix
You win with few folds but you always win
To win is most important
No need to win with many folds
I used to get 11 tiles and nearly have the 13 Unios
And finally I didn't make the 13 Unios
I just made the Coward
Don't you feel bored?
Even bored if no wins made
I shouldn't have played for so high
He's mad! 8 rounds have made him 120 games!
Self-made, 4 folds
Ah Wong. You're the right person
Hey, let's take the cash, cash...
It's so crowded here, Phoenix
Is this guy cheating?
No
I think he has extraordinary memory
He remembers the places of all tiles
Ah Wong. Send take-away
Oh, what did you do last night?
Ah Wong... wake up
It's Overbite Jan here...
You bastard! Wanna get my daughter?
Just kidding
Just kidding?
Just kidding on TV!
Stop!
You moron
Really stop when I tell you to stop?
I'm gonna tell you to eat shit!
1 Bamboo! Win
Give money... False win
False win? Just waiting for 1 tile
Where's the 1 Bamboo?
No Bamboo. A Black Dragon only
Black Dragon?
Don't get me furious! Dozing off while working?
Boss!
Be a robber last night?
Couldn't sleep
Did something bad?
Pretty woman!
So happy? Had shit already?
You look really pretty if you don't kid...
What the hell did you 2 do last night?
You brought Ah Wong to gamble?
Auntie Fei. Ah Wong has excellent memory
It's a waste if he doesn't gamble
Tell her how much we've gained
Just tell me
$888,500, Auntie Fei
Congratulations
You won't need to tell Ah Wong to work here
Give him to me and I'll give you 30%
We'll then be happy together
Of course I know what I should do
I bought a watch with diamond for you
Diamond? Sure
He said the parallel goods needs $85,000
$85,000?
You may first win, but you'll finally lose
Even if you win now you've lost something...
that you can't see
Mom, Ah Wong got it
Don't get angry with him
You're a man. I can't lock you up
To go to the right or wrong way...
you choose it yourself
A guy should never be gutless
A bit setback won't stop our ambition
Now you're still alive...
you gotta be happy about this
You're right
By the way...
How can you live so long with female boss?
We have generation gap
She has a gap, not us
Generation gap!
Come on...
What's up?
Oh... you're peering a gal
That's OK. Why need to be so thievish?
She plays badminton during this period every day
You pervert
How's she? Good characteristics?
Seems... you're true
Go ahead...
I'm just a waiter
Go ahead...
Silly boy Who says a waiter can't have a gal?
Mr. Lui! Is the court OK?
I told you to call me Ah Wong
Don't call my real name in the public area
Lui Kai Wong, good name
Do you need to clear the court?
No. I'm just practicing for a while
I'll fight with Champion from Indonesia Stressful
Sure
Hi
Playing badminton?
No. I'm swimming
You always play here? Is it good?
Not for sure A waiter's looking at me every day
Dangerous
Really? Who does he look like?
I don't know. I've never looked at him
Such a rude dude. Gotta teach him a lesson
I got it
But he looks so much like you
Ball!
Peering what? What?
Are you OK?
Sure
Many girls fear to see it
I know you've acted it Why should I fear?
No... I...
Go ahead if you wanna woo me
Sorry. I'm gonna play
Lui Kai Wong?
He didn't lie
Looking for something? Sure. My wallet
Is this yours?
Why is it here?
Thank you I must invite you over for a meal
Really?
Sure. I'm sincere
OK
Why... why are there only 2 of us in this restaurant?
I've been here for several times and it's always full
Have you booked the whole restaurant?
Cheers
Hey, buddies
Something happens inside We gotta do something
You'd better not get in
Let's find other places
No!
Mary!
Great. But how to kick the guys out...
for a whole night?
We'll then use plan B. They must be scared
Sure
Slash you to death!
Oh, my gall!
Why does it look like a bun?
Go No!
I'm a doctor. I can't leave you alone!
Call 999 I'll perform artificial respiration
You don't wanna breathe?
Run Run!
OK
Let's take a photo
No camera
I have a cell
You gotta know...
I'm not kind of good person as you think
Do you know...
I'm not as rich as you think
You liar
Mafia. Go!
Who's with the Mafia?
We are, for sure
Sorry. We're police!
Buddy
We've sacrificed for you. Do remember us
Stop saying. Let me send you home Sure
Poor me
When I drove the Ferrari into the garage...
it clashed into a Porsche and a Benz
I can only get a taxi. Sorry
It doesn't matter
Right. Where do you live?
Up there. I'll go there myself
Let me go to the front door with you
My dad is fierce I'm like a thief going home late
Keep in touch Sure
Bye Bye
Oh... my love...
My darling...
I've hungered for your touch...
Yes...
Wh... what's up then?
Oh... my love...
Self-made
Press it first
Yes... sure...
Win! Yes!
Working so hard? 2 jobs as the same time?
Ah Wong!
I know it It's heard that a Mahjong newbie...
winning a lot. It must be you
I know you don't like it, and I...
You're so rich. Why bother coming back?
I respect you
No, thanks!
Get out of my sight!
I wish you good luck!
That means you wanna kick me out
Yes. From now on
whether you're rich or poor...
they're none of my business!
Ah Wong!
Stop!
A gambler is useless
Poor for the rest of his life!
What the hell, Ah Wong?
You have never exposed a tile for me to win
I won't play if I'll lose
Coming, coming
Give him a small win
O... K, 7 Bamboos
Win! The Coward!
Ah Wong let me win! Ah Wong let me win!
Why don't you do it?
Ah Wong let me win!
This is Tin Kau Ko king of underground gambling
He's controlling many illegal bookmaking
And he has some gambling cruise ships too
Welcome, Tin Kau Ko
Only Phoenix Club suits my status
In the championship next month...
you must be the winner
Not really. Not if I don't join
Do you wanna win?
You're famous for
playing more tiles
How do I win?
You don't accept me as your couple
If so, I must let you win
You're kidding. How do I afford it?
I'm the king, you the queen. Why not?
I mean I can't afford...
your 200-pound body
You're good at kidding...
Why don't we play some rounds?
No, thanks. I'll be back to Macau soon
It's heard that a guy here...
never chucked once
I wanna see how powerful he is
Just chucked once, Tin Kau Ko
It's you?
No. My apprentice
Over there. Ah Wong
Come here
Come on. Come here
Address him. Tin Kau Ko
Tin Kau Ko
Smart boy
He'll be the dark horse in the championship
Dark horse?
Even the king will die if I don't like it. Get it?
Yes, got it...
Follow Tin Kau Ko and you'll be lucky
I'm quite busy today
I'll call someone to find you a few days later
This is my postcard. Call me...
Idiot. Tin Kau Ko can search for everyone
How rude he is!
Tin Kau Ko?
Is Cheryl his daughter?
No wonder she said her father's fierce
What?
You said the gal is Tin Kau Ko's daughter?
Sure. She said her dad's fierce
Lucky you!
Why?
Tin Kau Ko admired you that day
If he gives you 1 or 2 ballrooms...
you'll be wealthier than ever
But he doesn't know we're going together
We're gonna buy 2 bottles of wine...
and a pack of cigars tomorrow and find him
Tin Kau Ko. They come here to find you
Remember us, Tin Kau Ko?
Sure. Ah Wong. Take a seat
Sit down...
These are to thank you for your admiration
I just intended to find you to talk about the business
Now you've come Why do you know I'm living here?
Sure... Ah Wong...
had sent your daughter here for several times
My daughter?
Yes. I feel surprised when he told me
And I said, you'd get rich soon
If he can follow you
he'll be wealthy forever
If they really do that...
then we're much closer
We're really lucky
How long have you been with her?
More than half a month
But we have same interests and our love develops very fast
Excuse me, but...
What extent have your relationship developed to?
Deeply in love with each other
Tell mistress to come Yes
Daddy
Barbie, come here. Good girl
This is my daughter
You're deeply in love with her?
Excuse me, but...
How many daughters do you have?
Only 1
Anything wrong? No
Tin Kau Ko
Cheryl
So you're deeply in love with Cheryl!
Not really. Just friends...
What friends? We're serious
What's up? I don't know
Now everything is clear
Listen, guy
She's not my daughter
She's my gal!
Shit Come here!
It's not possible to let it go
Why fear? You know I don't hit women
Cheryl! Hang on!
Don't go. Run
Ah Wong. We only have 1 way
Gotta get the boss first! You fight with them...
and I'll deal with the fat dude!
Dragon
Snake
Tiger
Leopard
Crane...
Still crane?
No... snake again
Rattle snake?
I'm cool, right?
Is it the style that has disappeared for a hundred years...
...the fat mantis style?
More's the pity
I used to think you'd do me a favor in Mahjong Competition
I don't mind how you treat me
But don't torture Cheryl We're good friends only
Good friends?
Hong Kong's a land of gold
Beneath the gold, there're many corpses
You don't have an idea of this
Wong...
Don't frighten me
Wong...
How're you? Are you OK?
You rise?
Why do you weep?
How do you feel?
I wanna piss
Piss?
He becomes mad?
Ah Wong, don't frighten me
If you become mad...
...what should I do?
I'm good at playing Mahjong
Who'm I?
King... of Mahjong
I know. C'mon. Eat rice
You're my dad?
Yes, if you want. Eat rice first
You're my dad?
Be a good boy...
Remember my name?
Dad
It was me who brought you the ill fate
I go get some money for your medical expenses
Stay at home
Stay here
I go with you...
No. I'll be back soon
Close the door
I go too. Don't leave me alone
Here's an opening...
I usually get out from the window
Fei's restaurant?
I work here
Oh I forgot to go to work
Ah Wong
What's the matter, Wong?
I forgot your name but remember your teeth
I usually get out from the window in your room
Why do you become mad, Wong?
Don't frighten me
It's said he was beaten up...
...and becomes mad. It's true.
Little Uncle?
I have a good memory. I know what you like
You like ham with twin eggs
One preserved egg one salty
Iced coffee mixed with hot coffee
Toast in super size
Oh... I forgot...
It's painful...
Don't beat me up
Don't beat me up No I don't
Don't hit my head. It was painful... Who beat you?
Where's Wong?
He just took a bite out of bun. He's mad
If he has any accident I'll repent for the rest of the life
Nobody
Bastard!
I've told you not to teach Wong gambling
You taught him to get out from the window
I'm a good man
Good man...
Don't make me beat woman
Luckily I can stand it
I can parry your blow
Oh, miss the chance
Stop it. I'm a good bloke
Wong had potential but you made him foolish
This is what a good man does?
It isn't my fault It was Ko who made him mad
Tin Kau Ko? Go to hell
Robert...
How do you know my nickname?
I'm Dorlina
Dor... Lina?
You're?
Yes. My family emigrated...
...30 years ago
I knew you've gone to San Francisco
I saved my money for a flight ticket but couldn't find you
Of course
I didn't go to San Francisco
I went to Santou
My dad decided to move to China
I didn't want people know that so I told you I moved to SF
Robert
Dorlina
Can't believe I meet you again We've been middle-aged
I tried to threw myself off when I couldn't find you
The door to the roof was locked so I couldn't get there
I didn't jump off
I also felt sorry
Do you remember that the time we went camping?
You wanted me to sleep with you...
I told you to wait till we were 18
I remember You said it was like fixed deposit
Maturity date: 3 years later
But it's taken 30 years
Your daughter's grown up
And the money's already been withdrawn
Overbite Jan? She's only my adopted daughter
I adopted her
Really?
The money's still in the bank
It is?
You don't trust me?
Yes...
You withdraw the money right now?
Yes...
For charity donation
You wanna dump me?
No
Then withdraw the money. C'mon...
Fei's restaurant delivery service Noodles...
...coffee, egg sandwiches...
Where're the coffee and egg sandwiches?
It's lost
Stupid Wong, did anyone steal them?
Shouldn't be the case. Why?
Go take them for us. Hurry up
OK
It's sad to see Wong like this
Well...
He feels sorry That means he isn't totally foolish
The doctor's said no drugs can help him
I wanna give it a try
What?
Try... Mahjong...
...to see if it works
Mahjong?
Doctors recommend elderly to play mahjong...
...to stimulate brain cells and prevent Alzheimer's disease
Yes. So?
Well...
Gotta tell you who I'm
I participated in many mahjong competitions
I've never lost a game in the competitions
Every time I won perfectly
Nobody's beaten me
I got many fans
I'm... the Queen of Mahjong
Why do you play mahjong with neighbors only?
At that time...
Nobody could beat me
Many biggies asked me for support but I didn't answer them
In the end I narked them
My fianc�...
...was stabbed to death
So I retired
And I only play mahjong games with neighbors
That's your story
I don't wanna get involved in the mahjong competitions
But that bloody Tin Kau Ko...
...who made Wong mad I gotta teach Wong mahjong...
...to stimulate his brain nerves and help him to get well
Then I teach him my techniques of winning games
I got 10 tricks
In next month's Asia Mahjong Competition...
...he'll win that bloody Ko...
...and take revenge on him
The prize money is 30 million
So...
I got to make Wong the King of Mahjong
Why have you prolonged the pronunciation?
That made me answer the urgent call of nature
Look He's listening to the sound of mahjong
True
That means my hypothesis's correct
Well...
I try to stimulate you
Cast the dice
Nine. I do it on my own
Draw a tile
I draw them for you
Skip a tile
Let him do it on his own
He knows how to skip a tile Yes!
Your turn
What's the matter?
14 tiles. All're Green Dragon
What's wrong with 14 Green Dragon?
My head... it's painful. Acute pain...
Tell me what's wrong with them Then you'll be fine
'cos...
there're only 4 Green Dragon
Next set
What's wrong?
It isn't a normal serial
What's a normal one?
There should be 3 same tiles with a pair of eyes
Next
How many tiles are you waiting to win?
How about 8 Characters?
I'll count down. Tell me or you'll lose
Three, two, one...
7 tiles. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 and 7 Characters
Can't win with 8 Characters
Self-made
Purity and triple hot. Pay me
Self-made. Sure win
I feel sick. Take some tablets first
Excuse me
Take a break
Your technique's improved, boss
It's said I could discard 21 tiles at the same time
Actually it's 22 tiles
How can they beat me?
You surly are the King of Mahjong
There're 64 competitors
10're better. 9 of them are my people
Except Phoenix Girl. So...
I can assign the who'll win the game
How about Phoenix Girl?
How can she win without my help?
Tin Kau Ko, stupid Wong
Ko...
Stupid Wong why're you here?
Play mahjong
Do you have money?
Yeah. So much
A seat left. I let you play
Good
Excuse me
Why do you laugh?
I know you got these tiles
Hey... and these tiles...
But I do want them
9 Dots
Win
What serial?
8 pairs with an extra
You pretended foolish and fool me?
You lost to me, so you make a scene
You surly want more punishment
Ko
He pretended foolish and cheated at the game
If he did...
I could find it immediately
I ensure he didn't cheat at the game
He just has an excellent memory
You protect that foolish bloke Give you face this time. Go
You haven't paid me
Don't worry
I'll take money from his account to pay you
OK
You're here, Wong
You frightened us We've been looking for you
I won some money
Fei
Phoenix Girl?
This club is run by me
Let me introduce
Robert, my man. My classmate
Long time no see Yes
What a coincidence
He usually comes here
He's...
...my apprentice
I know his story
Tin Kau Ko usually plays tyrant
He even tries to fix the race of Mahjong Competition
He's really a bastard
Will you participate in the competition?
I swore that I never participate in the competitions again
Wong's learned a lot from me
Together with you, no problem this time
My technique's pretty good
You... too slow
The competition's coming
I'd like to share my experience with you
Fine
When people got a poor serial...
...they'll blow the tiles' stack
Actually the tiles are like women
If you treat them unwell they don't treat you well
If you treat them kindly they treat you like a lover
The more fiercely you scold them the poorer your luck
You'll draw a tile that you've just discarded
The tiles make you ill-fated
So you got to fall in love with the tiles
Then you'll be smoother
You mean I have to date the tiles?
Yes How to date them?
Honey Red, Baby Green, Piggy White
What do you feel? Is it comfortable?
What's it?
7 Dots... what do you want?
You feel the skin's rough?
poor seven dots
Never mind. Do a facial mask
The skin'll be smooth
Who?
2 Characters... it wasn't me who throw you on the floor
Don't get angry
Of course, I love you
You're the dearest one
Give you a kiss
Let's sleep together
Pretty good
Ah Wong, I'll teach you the truth of playing Mahjong
And I've invited two classmates to train you
Ladies and gentlemen, this is Tai Hau Kau
He won 1,000 times for double hot
He's made a record of playing 6,000 consecutive rounds
He can hide 16 tiles in the mouth
Give me a Red Dragon
How can he know it's a Red Dragon?
I recognize the tile by my tongue
Give you 3 flower tiles, OK?
Cool
One more cool bloke. Balloon Lin
A bloke or a gal?
A bloke
But he has a big breast
He can hide 3 tiles between breasts
The tiles never fall down
He hasn't stopped shaking the breasts Aren't you bushed?
Have you heard those actresses of blue films feel bushed?
No That's it
I invite these 2 virtuosi...
...just to teach you the essence of our school
I'll teach you the rules of winning games
If you memorize these 10 rules of winning games...
...you'll never lose a game
10 rules of winning games?
1st rule:
Never give foes a tile
You bastard
What a waste
Never give foes a tile
It's great
2nd:
Pong randomly when you're not in luck
I nearly win
Who're out of luck?
Me?
Pong
Pong. Pong
No more, right?
Win. 3 folds
I see My 8 pairs with an extra...
3rd rule:
Change 3 tiles during unfavorable conditions
If people stack the tiles in an order favorable to them...
...move 3 tiles to re-order it
Move 3 tiles...
Move...
The 4th rule:
Fill the gap to make a serial
People won't discard a tile that nobody wants
So make a gap of such kind of tiles
3 tiles of 1 Character; 3 of 2 Characters 3 of 3 Characters
2 characters? It'd be OK
Win
So tricky
The 6th rule:
Virtue matters
Be humble whenever you win
You win a person, not tiles
You lose your life, not tiles
Please go on
Gotta give the place to the weak winner
Got it. If I'm in luck, self-making's OK
If out of luck gotta give way to the weak winner
The last rule...
Win with a poor serial and lose with a poor personality
I'll never forget your teaching
Hello...
Welcome to the Mahjong Competition 2005
Here comes Mahjong virtuoso
Like King of Mahjong, Tin Kau Ko...
Queen of Mahjong, Phoenix Girl...
And...
...a rising novice, Wong
Wong
And one more...
So-called expert
Chi Mo Sa
It's Chi Mo Sai
OK... I am here...
with these 2 strong men...
I'll...
I'll kick those who act against the rule of competition
OK?
Offence like...
...cheating, speaking foul language making a scene...
...luring gals are prohibited The most important: Pay the winner
First stage: 1 winner from each table 16 winners in total
Next stage: Cantonese Mahjong for the 1st round
Taiwan Mahjong for the 2nd round
1 winner from each table 4 winners in total
These winners can enter the final stage
And win the championship. Wow
Self-made for 8 times
I surly win
Go home to see your mum
1 Dot 1 Dot
3 Characters 3 Characters
7 Bamboos 7 Bamboos
5 Dots 5 Dots
1 Character 1 Character
Bitch
I got 4 White Dragon How can you stop me winning you?
White Dragon Win
Excuse me. The 13 unios
You're cool
My nickname's Copier
Nobody can win if I don't let him win
I made the lower lose for 130 rounds
My name's...
Teresa Chu
Teresa Cheung?
TERESA CHU!
The rules do work
3 Characters. Need it?
She doesn't want it
You're playing Mahjong or flattering gals?
You gave her many chances
None of your business, bitch
You wanna fight with me?
So what? Damnit
Yellow card. Red card if you speak foul language again. That's it
I don't need to speak foul language Listen
Your wicked 3 Dots...
You look like 9 Dots and the arse's like 1 Dot
The figure's like White Dragon the tongue Red Dragon
Beware of the 8 Dots
What's the matter?
Red card. Out
For what? I didn't speak foul language
Get him out
Get up
I've told you not to participate in the competition
But I didn't speak foul language
The winner of the 1st round are:
Wong
I haven't won for 15 rounds Will you be rude again?
And Dragon, from Tin Kau Group
Tin Kau Ko
And Phoenix Girl
The opposite nearly wins
Let me give you a break
1 Bamboo
9 Bamboos
Pong
3 Characters
Pong
Win. Got White Dragon
Wait a minute
Move 3 tiles
Why do you stack it in this way?
So what?
He's playing with 22 tiles
22 tiles?
Normally people draw a tile and discard one
He draws 6 tiles and discard them all once Nobody knows
How can Wong win him?
Never mind. There're surveillance cameras He dares not
He discards 2 only
But it isn't favorable to Wong
Wong'll do his best
...we can see the result
Except Wong's competition
It's a keen competition
Wong's Lower is the Olympic champion...
Guo Jingjing
And she'll be the winner if she wins this round
She leads Wong by 5 folds
Mahjong. Fill the gap to make a serial
Yes... Yeah...
Ko
That stupid Wong enters the final
Never mind. Dragon and I enter the final
Don't worry. 2 to 2
We surly win?
All people expect Wong to win
They don't think we three'll win
That's the point
We'll get big money if he loses to me
I've taken all the bets on Wong winning the championship
Is he really great?
I'll make him disappear tomorrow
Mum
Remember not to call me mum again
You did?
I've been to those places Sai often goes
But didn't see him
Even he patronized the whores he should have been back
Look
Chi Mo Sai
You see
If you wanna save him...
...chop your left hand off
And put it into the bin at the corner of the street
If you don't do that...
You'll receive his stiff
What should we do?
He wants to stop me participating the Mahjong Competition
I can find out the hideaway
How?
I've seen the plate
The number's KC2051 Really?
Let's call the staff of taxi radio station
Ask about the owner and the garage they patronized
We'll know where the hideaway is
Yes! Act now
I surly beat them up once I get them
You can beat me, kick me or step me
It doesn't matter
Why have you kept me awake?
I'm bushed. Want a doss
Bin Saden invented a punishment Very cruel
No doss, low pose
What low pose?
Lie on tummy first
No
Shout no. I've seen the telly ad
Nobody helps you even you shout
Actually I'm quite handsome
People call me Master Leon
You do look like Leon?
Master Leon
Jesus... do send me aid
Release Sai Release Sai
I'm here. Let him go Let him go
You know the hideaway. Pretty good
But you still gotta give me your left hand
Well...
Let's have a talk
Mum... Yeah...
Give way to me Yes
Beat her up too
It's OK, OK...
Bastard...
Scram?
Gal you're exposed
Don't...
Kick me twice and get it done
Don't touch my face
Why do you nark me?
If you didn't say you're handsome...
I don't wanna beat you up
Bastard, I hate Leon Lai
Why do you nark me?
Are you OK? You think?
OK! Go!
Still can't go?
My legs are palsied
I take you...
Too slow
Where?
At the back!
Left or right?
In the middle!
Just where?
It's asshole!
So send Mo Sai to hospital?
Not Mo Sai! It's Chi Mo Sai!
Ah Wong, are you OK?
It's OK! OK!
Dorlina
Before I die, I confess
You need not do this
If I can't tell you, I can't die
Before you get up every day
I steal $1,000 from your wallet...
Oh, that's why my money is usually gone
$10,000 in total...
It's fine! Fine! Fine...
No, I use it for... massage!
Never mind! Never...
Stop!
Massage? Bastard!
MC
it's time now, Ah Wong is quit
We three start to play
Objection!
Three isn't a real Mahjong
If I win, I still can't be King of Mahjong
I think we should wait
How long? Wait till dead?
Yellow card! Don't get angry!
OK!
3 more minutes, then we start!
I don't know!
Oh yes, my watch is out of order
It's 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3...
Stop!
MC, we gotta sue him
Tin Kau Ko caught Chi Mo Sai and stopped Ah Wong from coming!
Any evidence?
Wanna be sued for defamation?
As you come, let's play!
Ah Wong, what's wrong?
I got hit in the garage I'm feeling a bit dizzy!
Don't scare me
Don't cheat me!
Don't cheat so much, come on
Or you want to quit?
Just do it! Go! Go!
Everybody, we've 3 rounds
Round 1, Cantonese Mahjong
Round 2, Unseen Mahjong
That's all the tiles facing down just by touching
Round 3, Taiwan Mahjong
That's it, good luck!
Brother, you're my lower lower than me! Ha...
Ah Wong, are you OK?
OK! OK...
Round 1: Cantonese Mahjong
Self-made! Purity!
Self-made! Semipure!
I'm lucky, Self-made!
Beauty, you've killed me so much
but I'm so lucky!
He throws 6 Characters without thinking
that means 3 or 6 are of no use.
He's ponged 1, 7, 8. So 9 is useless too
Therefore, he wants 2, 4 or 5 Characters!
Does Phoenix Girl change?
She's really changing!
Oh! I'm sorry my next tile is 5 Characters!
Oh, just show you all!
OK!
If he wants 5 Characters he'll self-make later!
Phoenix Girl abandoned 7, 8 and 8 Bamboos
Must wait for 6 Bamboos now
Gotta give the place to the weak winner 6 Bamboos!
Win!
You're quite good at these skills
You... are...
Oh! Ah Wong's still sick
Round 2: Unseen Mahjong
It's the last round of Unseen Mahjong
Tin Kau Ko is leading!
And the trend will go on!
Tin Kau Ko is so secure If I don't make him lose
Beauty, your smile is of no use
You're my upper. I can't help you!
You can't but I can!
What?
Hey, don't say this
Purity, how can I make?
Wah! Purity! Cool!
What's this?
10 Characters?
Tin Kau Ko, what tile is it?
Troubling me? It's very expensive
MC, something wrong!
No problem, is it?
8, 9, and 10 Characters...
Of course not!
It's false win!
Give a serious warning!
No...
So... false win!
It's great!
Not yet finished We still have Taiwan Mahjong
Round 3: Taiwan Mahjong
It's the last event in Taiwan Mahjong
Tin Kau Ko has made 4 folds
Dragon and Phoenix Girl have made 3 folds each!
The last dealer is Tin Kau Ko
If Ah Wong can't win... he must lose!
So... ugly, what can I do?
Brother
If I win, you can go home then!
Not yet finished
North
Pong!
You must love the tiles
Then you'll get what you want
So you want me to love the tiles
Honey Red, Baby Green, Piggy White where're you?
I'm waiting for you, I'm waiting for you
Come back quickly...
Disgusting! Can you stop?
No rules stop me from singing...
Oh, my love, my Red Dragon
You come back quickly Green Dragon and White Dragon...
Oh, you're really back, Honey
You psycho
East
Pong!
See whether you've Red Dragon?
Pong!
Green Dragon, you don't love me?
If you love me, come back please!
I'm always waiting for you!
Bastard...
South
Pong!
and Green Dragon too
Oh! You've come late!
Never mind. Better than nothing
White Dragon, come quickly together
South
Green Dragon
Pong!
What? He can call them back?
It's the whole family! Then Sister 7 Dots now...
I've never touched such a delicate 7 Dots just like OK2
It's different
2 Bamboos!
Hey? Lower killed upper? So happy?
Lose with a poor personality...
Ah! It's wrong!
Ah! It's finished!
I love 2 Characters more I should win with it
Never mind, I can call him back
2 Characters, I beg you come back 2 Characters...
2 Characters
7 Dots... where're you?
7 Dots? I've 3 tiles!
8 Bamboos!
Oh no!
Still coming?
7 Characters. 7 Characters
Ha... 2 Characters, you're really back I love you forever
What have you drawn? You look pale
Maybe 2 Characters?
3 Characters
I thought it must be 2 Characters!
3 Characters is OK
What?
3 Characters, win!
You...
I said 2 Characters and you believe me?
How can you be King of Mahjong? Silly!
Ugly tiles may not lose if you don't give up
You can finally win!
You've got all my bets!
Aren't you mad?
You're mad! I cheat you!
Bastard!
What? Again?
Hello everybody
The champion today is...
Ah Wong!
Everybody
thank you very much, but...
I won't gamble forever
Gambling can never be a career
I won't get the name King of Mahjong!